Do you want to find out?
….I don’t know..should I want to?
Of course you should.
Don’t you have better things to do?
Mmm well, that depends on who’s available.
…What does that mean?
Do you want to find out?

When bored: drink.
Call me a troll one more time and I’ll make sure you never have cookies again.
[sticks her tongue out at him]
And how exactly do you plan on doing that? No, seriously, I’m intrigued.
[tilts his head, staring him down, because he doesn’t know how to back down] Cocky little shit, ain’t ya?
[laughs, licking his lips] For good reason. Problem?
[drinks from the glass, emptying it again] Not at all.
[nods at him with a smirk] Thirsty, are we?

My sister took all of my cookies away. This is not acceptable.